stop touching my shit

its dirty! buwahahahaha 

its dirty! buwahahahaha 

(Source: samanthamojica)

“I did not want to be Secretary of Agrarian Reform. I am not comfortable in the cabinet. Which post would I prefer? (Laughing.) Maybe I should be Secretary of National Defense, but I worry that I might precipitate a civil war.” -MIRIAM DEFENSOR - SANTIAGO

‘was first at the crime scene. LOL!

‘was first at the crime scene. LOL!

(Source: thewhatever)

perfect headline. shiz.  >_<

perfect headline. shiz.  >_<

I know when I have a pimple on my face,

inameisalyssa:

you don’t have to point it out for me.

(Source: janba-juice)

Did anyone else think this was funny?

perfectlysoundanalysis:

amandayoungwantstoplayagame:

Ron: Midnight, mum always said midnight

*Hermione stare*

Ron: It’s better than twilight

It’s better than twilight

It’s better than twilight.

JK ROWLING STRIKES AGAIN

guffaw*

(Source: hufflepuffsarefantastic)

LMAO :P

LMAO :P

(Source: mesuchadoglover)

high 5 to that. :)

high 5 to that. :)

(Source: chipie)

take-off!!!

take-off!!!

in your face! XD

in your face! XD

(Source: outofplainsightt)

happy teachers&#8217; day to you too.. &gt;_&lt;

happy teachers’ day to you too.. >_<